My mouth just sprang a leak.
Nothing like candy that actually looks as good as it tastes!
(Source: your-candy-coated-dreams)
Wrappin’ wedding presents~
Jeez, the money I’ve spent on this girl. It’s all good though, it’s nice to finally have a friend who’s worth it. <3
ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵃᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵗᵃᶫᶫʸ ʲᵉᵃᶫᵒᵘˢ ᵃᶰᵈ ʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐʸ ᵒʷᶰ ʷᵉᵈᵈᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ
Seeing an art post and going
“I know their porn….”
Man, all these fuckers getting engaged to someone they’ve only known and dated for like a year or two.
And then there’s me and my 8-year boyfriend. :I
Is Momma Bosco in the Sam and Max 25th Anniversary deck not just the sexiest thing ever
Finally won a tournament in Poker Night 2.
Knocked Brock out for his ORB.
Jesus that took too long.
Supposed to be working on more job applications but I go and make a Pinterest.
Whoops.
Finally bought a Scissor Sisters album
It was Night Work ‘cuz I haven’t heard enough from their new one yet.
I feel like the only female who finds nude shoes really ugly.
Like it doesn’t matter what shape or style, the whole point of nude is to blend in, so it just makes your foot look warped.
They’re gross.
Parents trying to help you find a job
when they don’t even understand what you majored in
let alone half the listed qualifications to apply